Ford snorts. "Close enough." Anyone under the age of 30 is a kid in his eyes, truth be told. The agent leans in close, narrowing his eyes at Nux.

"You've got gumption, mate, I'll give you that. But I'll have you know that I once swallowed a fork and allowed it to pass through my digestive system, and then shat it out, after which I proceeded to use it to stab a fuckin' prison guard in a Siberian gulag and make my escape. Your fork doesn't worry me."