"I'll keep that in mind next time Christmas rolls it's sorry ass around. If they even do Christmas here? Ah, fuck it. We're redblooded Americans, we will have Christmas in a war zone and you'll get coupons and a pen I stole from the bank with the chain attached. Baller as hell, you'll be flipping out before you peel back the newspaper wrapping."

Ah, Clem. You are an endless source of amusement. "I can think of plenty of people who would want a slice. Guy is more ripped than a fart in a jacuzzi. Unless you meant the ah, chipmunk part? In which case, I was joking. Chippendales is a strip club." Dave says candidly to the eleven year old.